Second Annual Alley "Kitten" for Alleycat virgins

New Years Eve, 2006

The Second Annual Alleykitten drew nearly twice as many riders as the first one, and introduced at least 28 people to their first ever street race. Riders took a 17 mile course from the Lower East Side down to Battery Park, up to 69th & the West Side & all the way over to 86th and the East Side before heading back downtown. Checkpoint personnel abused, humiliated, and brutalized them all along the way.

1. Alex "Quarters" - Ride Easy **FIRST VIRGIN
2. Jon Birdseye - Drink More
3. M. Lynch - ??
4. Andy T.
5. The Dirty Cookie - Get laid
6. Devin Roche
7. Edan
8. Kyle Demers - To Grow Up - **FIRST OUT OF TOWN-TRANSPLANT-VIRGIN
9. Dave V. - More racing (?)
10. Kurt - Drink More
11. Sashae
12. Christian K. - Work less, ride more
13. ShiShi
14. Leif - Ride Faster
15. Roland - Eat more pig
16. Nechama **FIRST GIRL
17. Fil B
18. Chris McDade - ride a fixed century
19. Alissa **SECOND GIRL
20. Scott Waring
21. Brunning
22. Lee - Have more sex
23. Mattio
24. Brendan Burke - Be Happy
25. El Jimmy
26. Bryan (Dirty Bomb) - Yoga
27. Bryan Q. - Smoke More weed
28. Robert "Dr. Roboto Ph.D. From Outer Space" Pluma
29. Sara **THIRD GIRL
30. John
31. Bianca
32. Kevin P. - No more boy whores
33. Christopher John
34. Doug - Do a guy
35. Will Sherman - Live
36. Nick James - All I want is to shit solid again **BEST RESOLUTION
37. Max Gonopolsky - stop raping dogs
38. Spud
39. Skuba Steve - Bike More often
40. Lucas Wheat - more sex
41. Nick Golebiewski - weld a tall bike
42. Ben Lansky - stop smoking
43. Paul McAlpine - to ride every week
44. ? no name on manifest
45. Kevin Mills - no car
46. Audra - Ride
47. Josh - Ride Faster
48. Roscoe - Drink More
49. Eric **DQ? No sigs on manifest...weird.
50. Chris Y
51. Cosmo (?) - Ride More
52. Britt Lee Bowman
53. Romel
54. Nathan - go to the dentist
55. Gabriel Allen - Learn Russian **SPECIAL PRIZE FOR BEST SHOTGUNNING OF A SPARKS
56. Justin Levinson - Be More Awesome
57. Colin Miller - stop being fat
59. Turd - Happiness + Sex
60. Adam K - Ride More
61. Rachel Ehrlich - QFA 2007
62. Heather - Get with Nikki
63. Julia (Savannah, GA) - Quit Smoking
64. Oliver S. - Quit Smoking
65. Tera Hatfiled - Bike more than 20 miles a day **in town girls DFL
66. Steve Frattini
67. Chuk - Kittens
68. Emily - eat only one portion of meals
69. Tom Gorman - Learn Farsi
70. Eric Adler - Fall in Love **DFL
71. Nicole Higley - Run a 1/2 marathon **DFL from Eugene, Oregon