D.U.M.B.O. SCRAMBLE
April 15, 2006
Individualized witty commentary by John "Ch0mb0" Siers.
Photos
Knifefight's Pix
Chicago Val's pix
A few pics from DC Julie
A few pics from the Lakeside Lounge Afterparty
Full Results
1. Austin Horse - NYC - FG - 1st Fixed - winner of "The Trackstar Award in the Field of Excellence"
DQ/DNF's, other victims of mishaps, and people who just chilled for the ride: Gina, Alfred, Chris, Greg Black Label, Team ****ianayumu, Lauren, Kim, and Stosh from Philly just to name a few. They still showed up for the end. A couple other racers made it thru but didn't turn in their manifests.
2. Paul - NYC - FG - rode so fast his pants caught on fire
3. Chris Cali - NYC - Hybrid - Worst crash, wore it proudly
4. Dan - NJ - FG - also: 1st O.O.T. - nappiest manifest ever, apparently needed toilet paper
5. Crihs - NYC - FG - injured hand, caused him to misspell name
6. Amadeo - NYC - FG - got the most bonus DUMBO trivia...in the pants
7. Yatica - NYC - FG - flatted like crazy, rode eddie's bike to the finish. classic
8. James V - NYC - FG - surprised them with a victory cry!
9. Stephen A - NYC - G - author of "Band of Brothers"
10. Evan - NYC - FG - faster than he thinks
11. Aaron C - NYC - SS - ate 6 boxes of wheaties prior to race, sans wheaties
12. Julie - DC - FG - 1st Female - should be sponsored by "sparks"
13. Pablo - NYC - FG - shot in leg by sniper
14. Alex D - NYC - FG - carried a wounded Pablo on his back to the finish
15. Luke S - NYC - FG - went straight to work after racing. this guy bleeds spinach
16. Scott - NYC - SS - it was his sweet sixteen
17. Julia - NYC - G - got some tires out of the deal
18. Beck - NYC - G - went on to produce an album
19. Laura - NYC - G - rode with a child on her back! he was the youngest racer (Sebastian)
20. Spud - DC - FG - forgot his spokecards from the last race, will be back for revenge
21. Bianca - NYC - FG - lent us crazy swag and skidded her way towards freedom
22. Prentiss - NYC - Crazybike - borrowed a bike from the set of "The Road Warrior"
23. Izumi (tie w/James Brown) - NYC - FG - feels good
24. Luke K - NYC - FG - plucked his banjo and crooned his merry way through Brooklyn
25. Nona - NYC - FG - is planning to take over the world somehow
26. John - NYC - FG - 4 8 15 16 23 42. don't forget
27. Dan - NYC - FG - re-invented the wheel but forgot
28. Eric B - NYC - FG - break the sticks!
29. Sebastian - SWI - FG - saw a gremlin on the wing!
30. Nikki - NYC - FG - a courteous New Yorker and dapper chap for saving Jason
31. Jason - PH - FG - thanks for bringing us brotherly love
32. Dagga - NYC - FG - got 36 kills and counting
33. Thom - NYC - FG - rides the dopest frame, and I think it's vegan
34. Chris M - NYC - FG - died six times on the way back, revived successfully each time
35. Lillian - NYC - FG - did 73 backwards circles while walking a dog
36. Christian - NYC - FG - he could have warned them...if only he spoke Hovitos
37. Matt I - NYC - FG - all eyez on him
38. Eddie - NYC - MTB - wishes he could quit you
39. Jason ELC - NYC - G - said the rusty truck is "in my butt" and rode off towards red hook
40. Kevin P - NYC - FG - stopped along the way 146 times to smell the roses
41. Jameson - NYC - FG - he is the heat
42. John W - NYC - G - running for councilman next week
43. Yuri - NYC - FG - DFL - basically walked the route. with a walker. Walker Yuri Ranger
44. Shiver Me Timbers - NYC - G - TDFL - wonders where have all the flowers gone